2001 SBL Season
2001 Team Rosters 2001 Images
playoff totals:
final standings:

1) NAACP- 13-7 (defeated ass clowns 3 games to 1 in finals)

No Talent Ass Clowns- 14-6
Purple Undependables-
6-10
Bocce Heroes-
6-10
PJ & The Ladies-
4-10
Home Runs

Tomko    - 7
Olsavsky - 7
SHood    - 5
Robbs     - 3
Moroco  - 2
Meyers   - 1
Swogger  - 1
Weisberg- 0
Hvizdak  - 0
Hammy   - 0
Hamlet    - 0
Johnson  - 0
Crist       - 0
SPacheco- 0
AHood   - 0
RBI's

Tomko    - 28
Olsavsky - 26
Robbs     - 18
Moroco    - 14
SHood      - 13
AHood     - 5
Meyers    - 3
Crist         - 2
Johnson    - 2
Swogger   - 2
Hvizdak   - 1
Weisberg  - 0
Hammy   - 0
Hamlet     - 0
SPacheco - 0
Average

Tomko   - .506
Meyers  - .500
Olsavsky- .500
Robbs    - .488
Hvizdak - .385
Hamlet   - .375
AHood   - .340
Hammy  - .333
Moroco   - .314
SHood     - .313
SPacheco - .300
Johnson  - .154
Weisberg - .133
Crist        - .138
Swogger  - .111
Double Plays

Tomko    - 26
Olsavsky - 18
Meyers   - 3
Weisberg - 3
Robbs      - 2
Moroco   - 1
Hammy   - 1
Hamlet    - 1
Johnson  - 0
Crist       - 0
SPacheco- 0
AHood   - 0
Swogger  - 0
Hvizdak  - 0
SHood    - 0
Dumb Things

Robbs      - 1
SPacheco - 1
Crist        - 1 Tomko    - 0
Olsavsky - 0
Meyers   - 0
Weisberg - 0 Moroco   - 0
Hammy   - 0
Hamlet    - 0
Johnson  - 0
AHood   - 0
Swogger  - 0
Hvizdak  - 0
SHood    - 0
regular season:

5/20-   Ass Clowns- 15,   Heroes- 1
          Ass Clowns- 13,  PJ & Ladies- 9
          NAACP- 9,  Undependables- 2

5/27-   Heroes- 12,  NAACP- 7
          NAACP- 13,   PJ & Ladies- 7
          Ass Clowns- 13,   Undepend.- 3

6/3 -   NAACP- 9,  Undependables- 2
         Heroes- 10,  Undependables- 1
          Ass Clowns- 13,  PJ & Ladies- 7

6/10 - PJ & Ladies- 8,  NAACP- 1
          Undependables- 4, PJ & Ladies- 2
          Ass Clowns- 14, Heroes- 1

6/17- NAACP- 6,  Undependables -5
        NAACP -11,  Ass Clowns -2
        PJ & Ladies- 3, Heroes -2

6/24- BYE WEEK

7/1- PJ & Ladies -9,   Heroes -7
         Ass Clowns -12,  NAACP -1
         Ass Clowns - 5,   Undpndabls -3
         Heroes -10, Undependables -3
         PJ & Ladies -12, NAACP -11
         Ass Clowns -9, Heroes -7

7/8 -   Undpndabls -10,  PJ & Ladies -3
         Ass Clowns -9,  NAACP -5
         Ass Clowns -13,  Undepndabls -9
         Heroes  -8,  NAACP -1
         Ass Clowns -13,  PJ & Ladies -1
         Undependables -13,  Heroes -2

7/15- Heroes -9,  PJ & Ladies -6
          Undpndabls -15,  PJ & Ladies -5
          NAACP -10, Heroes -0
         NAACP -11, Ass Clowns -9
         Heroes -9,.  PJ & Ladies -8
         Undependables -8,  Heroes -5
         NAACP-11,  Ass Clowns -2
         Undpndbls -12, PJ & Ladies -3
reg. season totals:
Home Runs

Tomko    - 31
Knight    - 12
Hammy   - 11
SHood      - 10
Lepak      - 8
Crist         - 7
BWeisberg -7
Swogger   - 6
Olsavsky -5
Meyers    - 3
Robbs      - 3
Nespor    - 3
Laskowitz-2
Leishman - 2
Moroco   - 2
Owens    - 1
RJohnson- 1
SPacheco  -1
Betts        - 1
Hamlet    - 1
Hvizdak    - 0
Flynn        - 0
Scoff         - 0
Fabes        - 0 Pyle          - 0
Cataldi      - 0
AHood      - 0
RBI's

Tomko    - 90
Olsavsky -40
Hammy   -38
Knight    - 37
SHood     - 36
Weisberg - 32
Lepak     - 30
Meyers  - 26
Moroco   - 22
Crist       - 21
Robbs     - 17
RJohnson - 15
Nespor     - 14
Hvizdak   - 14
Hamlet     - 14
Swogger   - 12
AHood    - 12
Owens     - 8
Leishman - 7
Laskowitz- 5
SPacheco  - 3
Betts        - 1
Fabes       - 1
Flynn       - 1
Scoff        - 0
Pyle          - 0
Cataldi       -0
Average

Owens     - .642
Tomko     - .525
Meyers    - .461
Moroco    - .448
Olsavsky  - .438
Lepak       - .405
Hamlet     - .402
Laskowitz -.388
Weisberg   -.387
Hammy    - .372
Robbs      - .366
Nespor    - .358
Hvizdak   - .356
Leishman - .333
Fabes       - .333
Johnson  - .314
Knight      - .308
Crist        - .298
AHood    - .277
SHood     - .266
Flynn       - .250
Swogger   - .241
SPacheco - .192
Scoff        - .190
Betts       - .143
Pyle         - .071
Cataldi     - .000
Double Plays

Tomko    - 47
Olsavsky - 41
Weisberg  - 32
Meyers    - 28
Knight     - 24
Nespor     - 8
Lepak      - 6
Robbs      - 5
Laskowitz- 5
Hammy    - 5
Leishman  - 4
Owens      - 3
Hamlet      - 2
Crist         - 1
SHood       - 1
Swogger   - 0
SPacheco -  0
Betts        - 0
Moroco    - 0
Hvizdak    - 0
Flynn        - 0
Scoff         - 0
RJohnson    - 0
Pyle          - 0
Cataldi      - 0
AHood      - 0
Fabes         - 0
Dumb Things

Hamlet     -5
Nespor     -2
SPacheco - 1
Olsavsky - 1
Tomko     -1
Hvizdak  - 1
Meyers    - 1
Moroco   - 1
Johnson   - 1
Knight      - 1
Robbs     - 0
SHood      - 0
Swogger  - 0
Lepak      - 0
Crist        - 0
Betts        - 0
BWeisberg - 0
Flynn       - 0
Leishman  - 0
Owens      - 0
Hammy    - 0
Pyle          - 0
Cataldi      - 0
Laskowitz -0
AHood     - 0
Scoff        - 0
Fabes       - 0
The Bailey Watch

Congratulations to Lenny Crist, winner of the SBL's first-ever Bailey Lap Dance.  Through complacency, a complete and utter lack of effort, and an overall lackluster performance throughout the sbl season, lenny has accomplished what few people ever will:  being the least valuable player of a baseketball league.  way to go, champ!
playoffs:

7/22- round 1, best of 3
1)No Talent Ass Clowns defeated         4)Bocce Heroes, 2 games to none

2)NAACP defeated 3)Purple Undependables, 2 games to none

7/29- championship series, best of 5
NAACP  defeated No Talent Ass Clowns, 3 games to 1
All-Star Game
sunday, aug 12  6:00

East- 16
Nate Tomko (ass clowns)
Jon Olsavsky (naacp)
Jamie Moroco (naacp)
Hamlet (undependables)*
Sean Hood (naacp)

defeated

West- 6
Billy Weisberg (heroes)
Hammy (undependables)
Jeff Meyers (undependables)
Rando Knight (pj&l)
PJ Nespor (pj&l)


*-replacement for j. lepak